Colin: “Mom. I’ve got a problem.”
Me: “What’s up?”
Colin: “Well, my penis keeps sticking out of my underwear.”
Me: “Oh. That is a problem. So what have you been doing about it?”
Colin: “Well, I’ve been fixing it when no one is looking.”
Me: “Okay. That’s good to do when no one is looking. And, when is this problem happening?”
Colin: “I don’t know when it started. Or when it stopped. But it’s not happening now.” (And then he walked away.)
Huh. Problem solved?
