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By Foxy

Foxy Favorites: The Most Popular Posts of 2014 @foxywinepocket

I was recently at a gathering with a bunch of my high school friends. My old debate partner was there, and we were talking about what we’ve been doing lately. My old debate partner is a pediatric endocrinologist at a prestigious university. I’ve been writing about Brazilians and blow jobs.

Same difference, right?

Okay, I’ve written about more than just Brazilians and blow jobs, and I firmly believe that laughter is its own form of medicine. I gathered a few of the most popular pieces of 2014 so you can escape family, work, or general chaos and have a few laughs and feels. I’ve even categorized them for your reading pleasure:

Sex, Lies, and General Inapproriateness

  • My First (and Last) Brazilian
  • Vaginal Beautification for the Rest of Us
  • The Results Are In! Here’s What You Said about Blowjobs

Parenting?

  • 10 Rules of Mom Club
  • Masturbation is Okay and Other Obscene Hand Gestures
  • Ideas for Taming the Tweenage Beast

Weird, Random, She-Might-Not-Be-Right-in-the-Head Ridiculousness

  • The Pooping Tree
  • Before You Buy This House, You Should Know I May Have Defiled It
  • Are You Playing Cards Against Humanity Correctly?
  • How to Prank Your Neighbors with Dismembered Clowns

My Serious Side

  • I Am Lucky: Motherhood after Infertility
  • The Real Reason We Didn’t Have An Elf on the Shelf
  • My Father Is Now a Woman
  • Moral of the Story: Don’t Be a Dick on an Airplane (or Ever)

Oh YEAH! I’m in some books too. You should definitely check those out (and buy them)!

Thank you for spending 2014 with me. I’m so grateful you’re here.

Wishing you all a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Cheers, Foxy xoxo


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Comments

  1. ABeachSomewhere says

    December 28, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    Yay! Love!

    • Foxy says

      December 30, 2014 at 9:15 am

      Thank you! xo

  2. BritishMumUSA says

    December 28, 2014 at 12:46 pm

    From the bottom of my heart thanks for keeping it real, and making me laugh. Being a mum and wife is a F**King hard job that NO Mother tells their daughter about. Trust me, I have told mine….. We shall see if either of them marry, or have kids or just join a Convent! Well the oldest won’t, (Gay) (join a convent) but who knows where she will run screaming too to avoid the marriage or motherhood!! Hehe…… Cheers mate for again making me laugh!

    • Foxy says

      December 30, 2014 at 9:16 am

      Thank YOU for reading and laughing with me. I so appreciate your comments and shares. I’m glad you’re keeping it real with your own daughters. Cheers!!

  3. Michelle says

    December 28, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    what a wonderful and entertaining year you’ve had.

    • Foxy says

      January 6, 2015 at 8:53 am

      Here’s to hoping 2015 can be even better. Thank you for hanging out with me, Michelle. xo

  4. Margot says

    December 28, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    You picked some good ones, alright! I’m very happy to have stumbled across you this year. The first post I read was “The Pooping Tree,” and I’ve been laughing (and sometimes crying) ever since. Congratulations on you non-blogging ventures as well. I look forward to reading lots more from you next year. xoxo

    • Foxy says

      January 6, 2015 at 8:54 am

      Awww, thank you, Margot! I’m very happy you stumbled across me as well. I enjoy having you here. xoxo

  5. Darcy Perdu (So Then Stories) says

    December 28, 2014 at 3:44 pm

    What awesome posts! I know I can always count on your for some laughs — AND some thought-provoking stuff too! Have a very Happy New Year — and looking forward to more tomfoolery & shenanigans in 2015!!

    • Foxy says

      January 19, 2015 at 4:53 pm

      Thank you!! I don’t know what 2015 will bring, but I can promise more tomfoolery & shenanigans.

  6. Liv says

    December 28, 2014 at 5:09 pm

    What a year Foxy! Don’t forget you “came out” too!! Not too many people can say that! 😉

    • Foxy says

      January 19, 2015 at 4:54 pm

      Thank you, Liv! I always appreciate your support. xoxo

  7. Hugh says

    December 28, 2014 at 6:41 pm

    I happened to come across the Brazilian article which really peaked my interest and of course the infamous blowjob debate. I can say with the deepest of heartfelt thank you’s, you certainly made me laugh and cry and also open my eyes to many wonderful people in this life. 2014 has been very eventful. I’m looking forward to many more enlightening moments in 2015. Luv ya 😉

    • Foxy says

      January 19, 2015 at 4:54 pm

      Awww, thanks so much, Hugh! And thank you for all of the fun comments. 2015 will be grand! 🙂

  8. Jamie says

    December 29, 2014 at 5:09 am

    I only discovered your blog late this year and I can honestly say I’ve enjoyed every minute reading it. I especially want to thank you for your Cards Against Humanity blog as I went out and bought it straight away and it’s gone down a storm over christmas.

    Have a fantastic new year!
    Jamie

    • Foxy says

      January 19, 2015 at 4:55 pm

      Thank you so much, Jamie! I really appreciate the kind words. And I’m so glad you’re here! xo

  9. debbkie kay says

    December 29, 2014 at 7:07 am

    I am sooooooooooooooo glad Abby has Issues shared you with the rest of us. You have me falling in my chair and I don’t drink! I have no kids but you make me laugh like a fool just reading all your hysterical stories. I believe it is such a gift to be able to have a great sense of humor and to make others laugh – there are so many of us that truly need that in our lives.

    You are a treasure!

    debbie

    • Foxy says

      January 19, 2015 at 4:56 pm

      Oh my gosh, Debbie! This is one of the nicest comments ever. Thank you so much! I hope to keep making people laugh for a long time. xoxo

  10. Kim says

    December 29, 2014 at 11:47 am

    Well you’ve definitely made me laugh this year! Love the awesome recap and all your hilarious (and serious) posts. Here’s to a kick ass 2015!

    • Foxy says

      January 19, 2015 at 4:59 pm

      Thank you, Kim! And thank you for reading both the funny and the not-so-funny. Looking forward to more of you in 2015 as well! xo

  11. Boz says

    January 2, 2015 at 7:39 pm

    Thanks for this list Foxy. I only started following you in July and August of last year but moved from UK to Australia in September and lived in a series of places before and after we moved, not all with internet so couldn’t always keep up with all your posts. So I’m glad to have this list of your favourites to work my way through 🙂 I love knowing I will have a good laugh!

    Boz

    • Boz says

      January 2, 2015 at 7:42 pm

      Oh and P.S. Happy New Year! Looking forward to following your blog in 2015 🙂

      Boz

    • Foxy says

      January 19, 2015 at 5:00 pm

      Boz! I’m glad you’re back! Sounds like you’ve had a wild ride. Take care of yourself. xoxo

  12. Nancy Swan says

    April 10, 2015 at 3:38 pm

    I am a great-grandma and my daughter just posted your article about the kids swearing-so I then went to your site. Love your humor and the way you understand the wine life style. Please add me to your list.

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