Dan (looking me up and down after I come into the kitchen freshly showered and dressed for the day): …
Dan: “Uh, didn’t you just work out?”
Me: “Yeah… And then I took a shower?”
Dan: “Then why are you wearing workout clothes?”
Me: “These aren’t workout clothes. These are active mom clothes.”
Dan: “Huh. Then what are you going to wear to work out next?”
Me: “These clothes.”
Dan: “You’re going to take them off tonight, put on pajamas, and then put them back on in the morning to work out?
Me: “No. After today is over, this outfit becomes my pajamas. After I sleep in them tonight, they become tomorrow’s workout clothes.”
Dan (staring at my blankly): …
Me: “I don’t think you appreciate how much money I’m saving us by using this outfit three different ways. Not to mention that I’m reducing laundry.”
Dan: (staring at my blankly): …
Men just don’t get it.