I was all impressed with myself this morning when I mixed banana bread from scratch. Then I got distracted by Facebook and realized I forgot to set the timer. Being the genius that I am, I was able to roughly guess how much time had passed, so I set the timer on my phone for the remaining time. A short time later, I went back to the kitchen to get more coffee…and realized I never put the banana bread in the oven to begin with.
Look out Martha Stewart.