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Hey You! It’s Not Christmas Yet!

By Foxy

Put down the string lights, people. Holster the credit cards. Step away from the wrapping paper. It’s not too late to take back Thanksgiving.

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  1. thedoseofreality says

    November 27, 2013 at 6:35 am

    I am 100% with you on this one! I cannot even think about Christmas one second before Santa appears at the end of the Macy’s Day Parade! :)-Ashley

    • Kelly Fox says

      November 27, 2013 at 5:31 pm

      Right on! I’ll be sporting a Santa hat and hanging lights on the house Friday morning. But not until after I fully enjoy my favorite holiday.

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