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Happy New Year!

By Foxy

I hope you all enjoyed your festivities last night. My neighbors threw an epic party, and I’m limping along. I’ll be taking it easy today for sure. If you need some reading material with your hangover (or hair of the dog), I highly recommend you go back through this blog and check out any articles you may have missed over the last year. And share them with all of your friends. Everywhere.

To get you started, here are several of my favorites (in no particular order):

  • Black Nipple Hair Crisis
  • That’s a Good Jesus Story
  • Warning: I’m Gonna Talk About Blowjobs
  • Blowjobs Part II (The One Where Dan Still Doesn’t Get One)
  • My Boobs vs. The Bra-Fitting Specialist
  • They’re Always Listening
  • I Promise Not to Gross You Out With the Details
  • Confessions of a Crappy Tooth Fairy
  • “I Have an Announcement to Make: My Mom Is Pooping!” (NSFW)
  • How College Boys Prepare You for Kids (TMI Alert)

Now go find your favorite article and press one of those little share/like buttons at the bottom. Happy New Year!


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