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The Pill Didn’t Help

By Foxy

The Xanax didn’t work for the foster dog’s separation anxiety. It just made her less inhibited and, as such, a bit aggressive toward Ziggy the Dog (the family dog). So I stopped giving them to her. And now I’ve got a bottle with 25 pills left in it. Right here in front of me.

What to do, what to do…


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Comments

  1. One Funny Motha says

    January 6, 2014 at 10:11 am

    Is it real Xanax? Or is it a doggy alternative? How much does Doggy Xanax cost? Do you have dog medical insurance? There are so many questions you leave your readers pondering.

    • Foxy says

      January 6, 2014 at 10:45 am

      Apparently you can give a dog real Xanax (Alprazolam 2 mg). This was news to us and our pharmacist. We don’t have dog medical insurance, but with our AAA discount, we got the bottle for about $10. It would have been a steal if it actually worked.

  2. RageMichelle says

    January 6, 2014 at 10:53 am

    Shoot…that’s a really low dose. I say hold on to in in case of emergency.

    • Foxy says

      January 7, 2014 at 9:31 am

      I like the way you think.

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