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Enough with the Sunshine Already!

By Foxy

Today in the California Bay Area, we are facing our 10th day in a row of record-breaking temperatures. It’s currently 68 outside where I live. Where the hell is winter? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we need rain and all that. But, more importantly, I’m supposed to be having a break from shaving my legs.


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  1. One Funny Motha says

    January 23, 2014 at 8:48 am

    Um, you can’t complain about that.

    • Kelly Fox says

      January 23, 2014 at 9:26 am

      Huh. I think I just did.

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