It is impossible to have sex with your spouse when you are fostering a dog with extreme separation anxiety. She follows you everywhere and is constantly underfoot. She is undergoing behavioral modification training, but we are only up to 30 seconds that we are able to leave her alone (no, that’s not enough time). And she’s still a puppy—she jumps on any thing that moves. So, yeah, it’s impossible.
In other news, I’m doing a lot of laundry with the heavy spin cycle. Alone.