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We Have a Winner!

By Foxy

I have a secret to admit. Part of me was kinda hoping that one of my freighbors would win the Cats in Space leggings. (Two of them entered the contest.) See, one of them rollerblades while taking her dog out for a run. The other rides an adult-sized big wheel around the neighborhood. So, selfishly, I was hoping to see those hot pussy pants all around the neighborhood. I mean, how awesome would that have been?!

Don’t worry, though. This was a very honest competition. And I was so thankful to all of you who entered and shared my blog post and/or my blog with your friends out there. I lovingly wrote all of your names on slips of paper and put the paper slips into a hat.

Hat 1

I used a Pimp Hat because that seemed appropriate given that y’all been pimping me out on social media. Then I mixed up the names REALLY well. Dan stood there and kept me honest and took pictures.

Hat 2

And then I drew a name from the hat. (Don’t pay any attention to the dog fur on my sweatshirt.)

Hat 3

And the winner is… One Funny Motha! Congratulations! If we lived closer, we could be twins. Maybe we’ll just have to video conference while wearing our leggings. That would be awesome.

Thank you to everyone for entering the contest and sharing my blog. I really appreciate it. And I promise to have more fun ridiculous giveaways in the future.


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Filed Under: #winning, Around the Neighborhood

Comments

  1. stacey says

    March 3, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    That bitch! She wins everything!!! 😉 Congrats on your pussy wear, mah friend.

    • Kelly Fox says

      March 3, 2014 at 6:03 pm

      She and I can be pussy twins now. Wait, that sounds wrong.

  2. Jennifer says

    March 3, 2014 at 7:59 pm

    Would you be mad if I said the first thing I noticed was the dog hair on your sweatshirt? Coming from another dog owner I’m sure you won’t mind me saying that.

    • Kelly Fox says

      March 4, 2014 at 6:21 pm

      HAHAHA! Ziggy the Dog is a lap dog. A lot of my clothes have dog fur on them.

  3. One Funny Motha says

    March 4, 2014 at 6:19 pm

    Hey, now. Don’t be a sore loser! I won what I like to refer to as kitty pants fair and square. I’m most likely going to be giving them to my daughter, but I will take them back for BlogU!

    • Kelly Fox says

      March 4, 2014 at 6:23 pm

      You seem to have issues with the phrase, “hot pussy.” I might need to make it my goal at BlogU to get you to say those words. And, congratulations again!!

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