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Stick It In Your Foxy Wine Pocket #042

By Foxy

One of those things you don't learn in college: Don't pluck your eyebrows after a night of heavy drinking.

One of those things you don’t learn in college: Don’t pluck your eyebrows after a night of heavy drinking.


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  1. Sarah (est. 1975) says

    March 4, 2014 at 7:14 am

    Also: Don’t try and “shape” your eyebrows right before your sister’s wedding. You’re welcome.

    • Kelly Fox says

      March 6, 2014 at 6:44 pm

      Also excellent advice. Thank you.

      Also, don’t go to a professional “Brow Bar” just weeks before your 40th birthday party. The stylists are WAY too young.

  2. The Shitastrophy says

    March 4, 2014 at 8:54 am

    In general I have found when facial maintenance is required – go to a professional. The Hitler look because you waxed your upper lip is not flattering.

    • Kelly Fox says

      March 6, 2014 at 6:45 pm

      This is very good advice. I will also go to a professional anytime maintaining the “lady garden” is in order. I don’t do self-inflicted pain well.

  3. Real Life Parenting says

    March 7, 2014 at 10:58 am

    Duly noted … I really think they ought to amend the syllabus for the Freshman Orientation class to include this–among other things. Then they could rename the course “Shit you actually need to know”

    • Kelly Fox says

      March 13, 2014 at 6:18 pm

      You and I need to develop this course. We won’t make millions, but we’ll be idolized by every college freshman in the country.

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