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Sorry if You Gave up Sweets for Lent

By Foxy

Girl Scout Cookie


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  1. Kristina Walters @ Kris On Fitness says

    March 10, 2014 at 4:24 pm

    You are a fucking genius! Now you just have to throw it in the microwave for 30 seconds!

    • Kelly Fox says

      March 10, 2014 at 5:24 pm

      After extensive scientific testing, I determined 15 seconds to be the optimal warming time.

      *adds scientist to resume*

      • Real Life Parenting says

        March 11, 2014 at 7:21 am

        Cheesus … Now I’m kicking myself for not ordering GS cookies!!

        • Kelly Fox says

          March 11, 2014 at 8:44 am

          I’m sure there’s still time! I’d send you one of mine, but, well, let’s just say that I’m a very thorough scientist. (They’re all gone.)

  2. pattie says

    March 10, 2014 at 5:36 pm

    Still salivating so I guess this is also dinner. 😉

    • Kelly Fox says

      March 10, 2014 at 8:20 pm

      I fully support this decision!

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