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I Speaketh the Truth

By Foxy

You need to trust me on this one…I Speaketh the Truth


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Comments

  1. Vicki Lesage says

    September 5, 2014 at 4:09 am

    I gagged just reading that. But now I want some champagne. It’s 1:00 pm here – that’s acceptable, right?

    • Foxy says

      September 7, 2014 at 8:22 am

      Yes. It’s called breakfast wine for a reason. It’s good any time of the day. Just like doughnuts.

  2. Ashley Fuchs says

    September 5, 2014 at 4:36 am

    From your mouth to God’s ear.

    • Foxy says

      September 7, 2014 at 8:22 am

      I do seem to have her direct line. 😉

  3. Michelle says

    September 5, 2014 at 4:40 am

    I would still drink it, though..

    • Foxy says

      September 7, 2014 at 8:22 am

      (Me too.)

  4. Cassandra says

    September 5, 2014 at 7:28 am

    Ain’t that the truth..

    • Foxy says

      September 7, 2014 at 8:23 am

      Yep. I learned the hard way.

  5. Howard Phillips says

    September 5, 2014 at 11:07 am

    You could try white wine and Indian tonic water (that is India indian!)

    • Foxy says

      September 7, 2014 at 8:23 am

      That actually sounds pretty good.

  6. Smargie says

    September 5, 2014 at 11:15 am

    You’re not gonna serve that crap to Sarah (est. 1975), are you?

    • Foxy says

      September 7, 2014 at 8:24 am

      No way! I made her a special batch of bacon nuts and brought her a lovely Pinot Noir.

  7. Eric says

    September 5, 2014 at 2:20 pm

    Although it could serve as a suitable substitute when served with a nut bowl full of dog treats.

    • Foxy says

      September 7, 2014 at 8:25 am

      You make a very good point.

  8. Trish says

    September 6, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    What is wrong with it? I’m drinking it right now! Nice summer’s afternoon drink.

    • Foxy says

      September 7, 2014 at 8:25 am

      Once I changed my frame of reference, nothing was wrong with it at all.

  9. Carrie says

    September 8, 2014 at 7:21 pm

    Now I want to try it. It’s like when someone says to me, “It’s gross, try it.” And I just have to try it. What’s wrong with me?

    • Foxy says

      September 10, 2014 at 8:14 pm

      This is why I like you. I’m the same way. That’s the hottest pepper ever in existence? Yes, I must eat it.

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