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How Much Do You Hate Recitals?

By Foxy

How Much Do You Hate Recitals?

I’m not gonna lie. I was thrilled when my daughter decided to quit dance. Don’t get me wrong—I absolutely loved watching her perform. She’s a beautiful, graceful dancer. (Clearly she did not get that from me.)

But I hate the annual torture known as the dance recital. (Honestly, my colonoscopy was less unpleasant.) I could complain endlessly about those damn recitals, but because I’m a problem solver, I’ve come up with a list of ways to improve them. Check it out on Scary Mommy, and let me know if you have any more brilliant ideas.

Photo Credit: anutaray / 123RF Stock Photo


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Comments

  1. Michelle says

    June 1, 2015 at 9:58 am

    I missed the dance recitals, but I assume it’s much like grade school band concerts.

    • Foxy says

      June 2, 2015 at 6:56 am

      Oh, but I see the potential of dance recitals in your future. 😉

  2. Gary Mathews says

    June 1, 2015 at 9:59 am

    Headed there now I can only imagine your take on it!

    • Foxy says

      June 2, 2015 at 6:56 am

      Tell me your favorite was #6.

  3. Linda Roy says

    June 1, 2015 at 10:22 am

    Thank sweet baby Jesus I haven’t had to go to a recital, because boys. But if I did, I’d have a flask In my purse.

    • Foxy says

      June 2, 2015 at 6:57 am

      I see a lot of granddaughters in your distant future. 😉

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