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By Foxy

It's Cold and Flu season. Also know as "Intermittently Pee Your Pants" season. @foxywinepocket | humor

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  1. Michelle says

    November 17, 2015 at 9:55 am

    Oh god..I do so many embarrassing things. I am glad this has passed me by. At least so far.

    • Foxy says

      December 8, 2015 at 10:22 pm

      You’ve never peed yourself? Dammit. You’re lucky.

  2. Bekah Rigby says

    November 18, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    Please, God, let peeing my pants be the only bad thing I do this flu season…

    • Foxy says

      December 8, 2015 at 10:23 pm

      Okay, I have to agree with you there.

  3. Ronnie says

    November 18, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    Sneezing and jumping jacks are the enemy of all mothers.

    • Foxy says

      December 8, 2015 at 10:23 pm

      YES, YES, YES!

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