Get the Fuck Out of My Shower
Much to my family’s dismay, I don’t want anyone with, near, or even in the vicinity of me when I’m showering.
Much to my family’s dismay, I don’t want anyone with, near, or even in the vicinity of me when I’m showering.
I birthed a beautiful baby. The process wasn’t pretty.
The invitation to my husband’s company Christmas party could not have arrived at a better time.
I do NOT recommend this diet plan. Nope. Not at all. This shit is fucked up.
Hello? *tap, tap, tap* Is this thing on? Oh hey. Remember me? It’s Foxy. I used to tell you funny stories. Well, I’m still here,
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I haven’t been camping in over a decade. Wanna know why? Because I hate it. I fucking hate it. I guess I didn’t always find
When you live with anxiety, it can be difficult to distinguish between the symptoms of the condition and all of the bullshit going on around
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As much as I’d love to cook with the expertise of Julia Childs or throw a party with the casual ease of the Barefoot Contessa, I’ve
I recently attended a writer’s conference in Dayton, Ohio. One of the biggest perks of these type of conferences is that you get to spend
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