Rejected Bandages and Other Badges of Motherhood
“Bacon is my favorite long food!” At age three, my son gifted me one of my proudest mommy moments: My child could properly categorize food,
“Bacon is my favorite long food!” At age three, my son gifted me one of my proudest mommy moments: My child could properly categorize food,
If you have followed my blog for any length of time, you are probably familiar with my stance on clowns. I hate them. Not a
I recently attended a writer’s conference in Dayton, Ohio. One of the biggest perks of these type of conferences is that you get to spend
“My jelly fell out of my sandwich and landed on the lunch table!” My son offered during our dinner discussion of Daily Highs and Lows.
I’ve been in a bit of a haze lately. But not so hazy that I don’t keep the nethers tidy. Because pubic hair and panty
I don’t generally curse in front of my kids. (I swear.) So naturally one might ask if I let my own kids swear…
There’s nothing quite so orgasmic as inserting a freshly-baked homemade cookie into my mouth. My tongue delicately caresses the firm exterior. My teeth gently
Apparently my post on what women really think about blowjobs offended some people. People of the penis-toting variety. It seems there are a lot of men
Recently I was at a friend’s house playing my favorite game, Cards Against Humanity, with a group of friends and acquaintances. (I know, I know.
We women are obsessed with our lady gardens. We want everything about them to be perfect. The insides and the outsides. The hair, the skin,
This past weekend, my freighbors (neighbors who are also friends) and I were sitting around a fire pit, drinking wine, and shooting the shit. We
I’m giving away a bag of dickeys. Want some? I guess before any dickey transactions, I should give you a little warm-up. See, when I was
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