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Also, I Don’t Enjoy Getting Puked On

By Foxy

It's Cold and Flu season. Also know as "Intermittently Pee Your Pants" season. @foxywinepocket | humor

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Filed Under: Life Lessons, Pocket Postcards

My Kids Are Very Self-Sufficient

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If you slack off enough, eventually your kids become self-sufficient. @foxywinepocket


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Things They Should Teach You in College

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Pro-tip: Do not pluck your eyebrows after a night of heavy drinking. @foxywinepocket


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It’s That Time of Year: Torture in the Name of Science

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Science Fair Projects: Another form of birth control. @foxywinepocket


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I’m Rockin’ This 2015 Thing

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I ate fewer cookies than I did yesterday. So yeah, I've got this New Year thing down. @foxywinepocket


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My Holiday Wish for You

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My Holiday Wish for You @foxywinepocket


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Filed Under: Holidaze & Fancy Ways, Pocket Postcards

Just Make Sure You Don’t Have to Drive Anywhere

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Holiday Pro-Tip: When a relative says something awful, take a drink of wine rather than respond. @foxywinepocket


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Filed Under: Holidaze & Fancy Ways, Pocket Postcards, Wine

Do I Have to Give Back My Mom Card Now?

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I'm wearing yoga pants today, and I actually did yoga. Sorry if I broke the universe. @foxywinepocket


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Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

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You say glass. I say bottle. Potayto; potahto... @foxywinepocket #humor #wine #myglassholdsabottle


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To All My Tweeps Out There…

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Tweeting is a lot like parenting. No one gives a shit what you're saying; they're just in it for the gold stars. @foxywinepocket #followmeontwitter #isuckattweeting


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