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  1. Francine Brozek says

    August 14, 2014 at 5:51 pm

    I just signed up.
    I cracked up about the Braz. Waxing. So funny.

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    • Foxy says

      September 17, 2014 at 6:17 pm

      Thank you for the kind words and for subscribing, Francine! I’m glad to have you here!

      Reply
  2. Foxy says

    September 17, 2014 at 6:17 pm

    Did you do some waxing too? Send me the URL for your post–I’d love to read it.

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  3. Katti says

    September 18, 2014 at 10:29 am

    Thanks for all the great laughs … I can’t get enough of your stories!

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  4. Chery says

    September 23, 2014 at 11:30 am

    That was the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. Good job!!! OUCH!!!

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  5. Susan says

    September 23, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    This was Hilarious!!! I’m sick right now so being able to me laugh like that means something 🙂 I’m usually too lazy to subscribe to anything but I subscribed to you and can’t wait to read your other works 🙂

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  6. Nicole says

    September 24, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    You are so relatable! I love your sense of humor! Thank you for sharing!!!

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  7. Molly A. Bowen says

    September 24, 2014 at 1:13 pm

    Holy crap! I love you! Just read about your Brazilian mishap, your humor is on point! Man we would get along like chili peppers and pubic hair:) Youre awesome! Just thought you ahould know! Looking forward to crying and peeing myself reading your blogs in the future. Thanks!

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  8. Molly A. Bowen says

    September 24, 2014 at 1:18 pm

    Holy crap! I love you! Just read about your Brazilian mishap, your humor is on point! Man we would get along like chili peppers and pubic hair:) Youre awesome! Just thought you should know! Looking forward to crying and peeing myself reading your blogs in the future. Thanks!

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  9. Nicolette says

    October 10, 2014 at 12:16 pm

    This was so great!!!!! I too had the privilege of being raised the “shameful catholic” way, and thought that this was brilliantly written! I loved it <3

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  10. Rob Lucas says

    October 16, 2014 at 10:19 am

    “Last Brazillion” made me laugh~It was written very funny~I wanted to see more of your writing~Then seeing your book “Motherhood can cause drosyness” hits a cord with me as I was the stay at home Dad and raised my daughter from 6 months old till about 7yrs ~She was a handful~At least 2 naps for the both of us every day in my recliner~I used to have several pictures my wife took of the 2 of us as she was so stinkin cute curly blond hair like Shirley Temple But my Autumn Rose Lucas was 12 times cuter~I was in my 30s when she was born in late 1999 and I was slowing down~I think your book would be a lot of fun to read~As I just love your writing humor~Oh yeah Happy Birthday Foxy

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  11. Emma henley says

    January 27, 2015 at 6:34 pm

    You’re not good for my phone! Always crack up and spit my coffee out 🙂

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  12. Julie says

    February 4, 2015 at 8:54 am

    OMG! So funny, but now I’m having PTPTSD (Post Traumatic Potty Training Stress Disorder). My kids/insurgents took no prisoners!

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  13. Carlos Garcia says

    February 23, 2015 at 8:47 pm

    Well, I’m new here but I enyoyed so much reading your port about the pitbulls. Personally I don’t share my life with one of them but an amstaff (they are cousins, I think), but I feel exactly the same way when I look at Kami, she’s so much as you describe your puppies. I also share my life with Nancy (my soulmate) and Haku, a wonderful Labrador retriever and we are a wonderful childless-family. We had never shared with a female puppy before and she’s amazing! she’s so loyal, trustfull, carefull, loving and gratefull as the most. I identified several characteristics that you mentioned in Kami and I couldn’t stop smile. Thanks for your words and your love for the animals. Greetings from Mexico!!

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  14. Karyn says

    May 11, 2015 at 9:38 am

    so much fun!

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  15. gizelle arriola says

    June 10, 2015 at 9:58 pm

    Loved this! I totally can relate, my four year old shafts all the time! Thank you for making me laugh!

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  16. gizelle arriola says

    June 10, 2015 at 10:01 pm

    Shart* damn auto correct!

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  17. Heather says

    January 7, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    Just discovered your blog. Hilarious! Subscribed and can’t wait to keep reading and laughing!!!

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  18. Kathy O'Brien says

    February 17, 2016 at 7:19 am

    I am new to you site and love your stories.
    Thanks,
    Kathy

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  19. Erin says

    August 8, 2016 at 6:02 pm

    just signed up – I am no longer a waxer either. Problem is my eyesight has gone bad with age (50) and it hurts when I trim because my glasses keep fogging in the shower and well… not a pretty sight.

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  20. Frances says

    January 16, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    I love your stories I just subscribed to your websites so funny Fran

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    • Foxy says

      January 16, 2017 at 10:20 pm

      Thank you so much, Fran! I’m glad you’re here.

      Reply

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