“I Have an Announcement to Make: My Mom Is Pooping!”
I should start by saying that, normally, I like pooping. I think it is one of life’s underrated pleasures. It’s such sweet relief to feel
I should start by saying that, normally, I like pooping. I think it is one of life’s underrated pleasures. It’s such sweet relief to feel
When I was in Junior High, I pined after the same cute preppy boy, Brian, the entire three years of middle school. I was madly
Dan and I use Google Calendar to keep track of the family schedule. It’s a very handy way to record crap so we don’t double-book
Growing up in my family, if you didn’t play soccer, there weren’t many extracurricular options for you. I was the last of six kids, and
While driving to school last Friday, I was telling Erin and Colin about my plans for the day. Among other things, I explained that I
I wrote this poem in high school. It’s in my journal next to some very bloody drawings (red pen, not actual blood) and lots more
I read an article last week that stated that the Tooth Fairy is giving out an average of $4 per tooth. Seriously? 4 dollars PER TOOTH?
We just completed the first full week of school. It’s been a LONG week filled with grumpy mornings, cranky afternoons, and homework tantrums. As I
While kissing Colin good-night last night: Me: “What are you most looking forward to at school tomorrow?” Colin: “That it’s one day closer to Saturday.”
When I was in high school, I had a multi-year crush on a painfully cute boy named Ryan Jellot. He had a skater haircut and
So Dan and I are enjoying our Saturday: building legos (yes, we really do this), drinking beer, and eating leftover pizza. The kids are reading
I made an accidental Facebook friend the other day. It felt very much like a Seinfeld episode really. I was perusing my newsfeed while on
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