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WTF, Spring?! Act Your Season!

By Foxy

It’s unseasonably warm here in California. (Please don’t hate me, rest of the county.) Warm weather and G&ts always inspire bad poetry. Here’s my latest haiku:

It can’t be this warm!
I just bought fabulous boots.
Huh? Global Warming?

P.S., Much like Spring is imitating Summer around here, I’m imitating Peyton Price of Suburban Haiku. Did you know she came out with a new book? I’ve read it, and it’s fabulous. I laughed, winced, and nodded and shook my head (sometimes violently). Peyton summed up suburban life in perfect 5-7-5 syllabic hilarity. Pure genius!


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Filed Under: Around the Neighborhood, Bad Poetry Thursday

Comments

  1. Parri (Her Royal Thighness) says

    March 20, 2014 at 11:36 am

    Thanks for the chuckle!

    • Kelly Fox says

      March 20, 2014 at 1:18 pm

      Always. (I try anyhow.) Thanks for stopping by. Cheers!

  2. Marcia @ Menopausal Mother says

    March 20, 2014 at 5:14 pm

    Too funny! Hey, I get what you’re saying–I’m from Florida and we have had maybe a total of 7 cool days??? I have some gorgeous boots that I only got to wear ONCE! Good news is I’m headed to Ohio in three weeks…and packing my boots!!

    • Kelly Fox says

      March 23, 2014 at 6:30 pm

      Ooooo, that is good news! I hope you get good use out of those boots. We’ve got some 60 degree weather coming up here–I may have to pull out the boots again. 🙂
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  3. Kristina Walters @ Kris On Fitness says

    March 22, 2014 at 4:10 pm

    I don’t even know how to respond to this. Just sitting here freezing my ass off.
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    • Kelly Fox says

      March 23, 2014 at 6:31 pm

      I know. And I’m sorry. Please don’t hate me.
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    March 25, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    […] poem is a followup to last week’s haiku. Both are bound to make me some enemies over on the right side of the country. (Don’t worry, […]

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