Foxy Wine Pocket

Me, uncensored.

  • About
  • Books
  • Events
  • Contact Me

Anonymous Poll: What Do You Think of Blowjobs?

By Foxy

You people don’t seem to comment on or “like” articles about sex. Or maybe you’re just not reading them—I don’t know. But other not-nearly-as-pleasant bodily functions don’t seem to bother you so it got me thinking. Maybe we need to do this more anonymously. You know, so no one can prove you expressed any opinion whatsoever about sex.

Hence, I have created this highly scientific anonymous poll specifically focusing on blowjobs. I’ve talked about blowjobs a couple of times before: once in a ridiculous “book review” and once in a follow-up article that used empirical and measurable evidence to prove my assertion from the first article that women don’t love giving blowjobs as much as the silly protagonist from the book. One of you disagreed. One of you agreed. Most of you remained very, very silent.

So I’m making it easy for you. Here’s your chance to tell me what you think. I promise not to tell your husband/boyfriend/whatever. Because I can’t—it’s anonymous.

Please be honest…and only the fairer sex need respond. I already know what men think about them.

 

This poll is closed! Poll activity:
Start date 01:01:00
End date 01:01:00
Poll Results:
What are your thoughts on giving blowjobs to your guy? (Check all that apply.)


Follow Foxy Wine Pocket on Facebook and Twitter. You can also subscribe to my blog and never miss a new post. It’s quick and easy! (That’s what she said.)

Filed Under: NSFW

Comments

  1. RageMichelle says

    October 9, 2013 at 11:49 am

    Yeah…hubs is never gonna see this anyway… I don’t HATE it..but they really are all for him. I don’t get much from them.

    • Kelly Fox says

      October 10, 2013 at 8:20 am

      See how selfless and giving you are? I think you deserve something special for that.

  2. OddOneOut says

    October 9, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    I must be one of the weird ones. I LOVE giving them. It seriously turns me on, which is kind of a catch 22 if he finishes from it – I’m all ready to go and he’s ready to snore, so there’s that…

    • Kelly Fox says

      October 10, 2013 at 8:17 am

      No, not weird. Just don’t talk to my husband, okay?

  3. One Funny Motha says

    October 10, 2013 at 5:20 am

    Can you check more than 1 box? There are so many of them I want to check – like the lesbian one (even though I’m not I like that option & that’s the answer I wanna go with).

    • Kelly Fox says

      October 10, 2013 at 8:20 am

      Well, you’re supposed to be able to check more than 1 box, but it’s not working. I’ll try and fix that. But I also very much like how you answered it.

      • Kelly Fox says

        October 10, 2013 at 2:14 pm

        It’s working again. I’m guessing that Dan was trying to rig the vote somehow in an effort to get more blowjobs.

  4. tiffany says

    August 27, 2014 at 10:12 am

    I think it really depends, on the situation, on the level of dislike…. I don’t mind them, am generous at giving them, of its a part of foreplay. But as the main event? Really? My husband wouldnt be ok if it was only about me, no one is that giving! But if im really just not feeling it, really just want to go to sleep, they are useful. He gets his “relaxation” on and I get my peace and quiet, relatively quickly. But I agree, wholeheartedly, that NO WOMAN enjoys the finished. Its just kind of yucky. Lol. Only word I can use to accurately describe it….. just…. ick

  5. Lori says

    August 27, 2014 at 11:58 am

    I’m with Odd One. I love giving them & they are most definitely a turn on for me. There’s something about feeling him get even harder just before he finishes. *shivers*

Trackbacks

  1. Dream A Little Dream | Foxy Wine Pocket says:
    October 18, 2013 at 5:08 am

    […] any of you try to analyze this dream in too much detail, I had just finished my Blowjob Questionnaire and the latest episode of The Walking […]

  2. The Results Are In! Here’s What You Said About Blowjobs | Foxy Wine Pocket says:
    September 4, 2014 at 5:51 am

    […] badgering interviewing my friends to collect data to support my original assertion. Then, I ran a survey to collect even more data from you readers, but I messed that up by not limiting survey responses. […]

Follow Me!

  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 

Subscribe via Email

Enter your email address to subscribe to Foxy Wine Pocket and receive new posts by email—tiny presents delivered straight to your Inbox.

Best of Foxy Wine Pocket

  • My First (and Last) Brazilian
  • The Pooping Tree
  • What Women Think About Blowjobs
  • Why I Should (Not?) Teach Sex Ed
  • Motherhood Is Disgusting
  • Rules of Swearing for My Children

Search for Previous Posts

Recent Posts

  • Of Love and Haircuts
  • Bless the Baby, but Fuck All the Fluids
  • Beware of Killer Tampons
  • The Perfect Wife
  • I Do NOT Recommend This Diet Plan

Archives

Copyright © 2022 · Foxy Wine Pocket · All rights reserved · Privacy Policy

Tweet
Close

Buy me a drink?

A ridiculous amount of coffee and booze is consumed in the process of writing these stories. Add some fuel if you'd like to keep me going!

 

Subscribe to Foxy Wine Pocket!

Enter your email address to subscribe to Foxy Wine Pocket and receive new posts by email—tiny presents delivered straight to your Inbox.

×