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Everyone Should Have a Theme Song

By Foxy

Everyone Should Have a Theme Song @foxywinepocket @foxypockets

I have an amazing super power. It’s the ability to remember the lyrics to every single theme song from popular shows in the 70s and 80s. Even some from the 90s, but things are fuzzier because I turned 21 I didn’t watch as much television then.

WKRP in Cincinnati? Love Boat? Facts of Life? Punky Brewster? Silver Spoons? OH HELL YEAH—I’ve got them all rattling around my brain like caged monkeys just waiting to be freed. All you have to do is start humming the tune, and I’ll start singing the song at the top of my lungs.

Mr. Foxy is not impressed with this super power.

It’s possible that he wishes I’d remember more important things like my PIN number or my social security number—hell, even his mobile phone number would be helpful. NOPE. I remember theme songs. It’s a gift, really.

Personally, I’ve always wanted my own theme song. I mean, who wouldn’t? Theme songs are really important; they represent the heart—the essence—of the show. Why can’t one do the same thing for a person?

For the longest time, I use to play the theme song to the $25,000 Pyramid in my head whenever I needed a boost. Ohhh, I can rock that song. (Badly.) Then when I met Mary from Outmanned, she told me that she would forever think of Garth’s Foxy Lady when she saw me. You know, because Foxy. The only problem was that song really and truly belonged to Garth’s dream woman. Sadly, it didn’t belong to me.

Last weekend, Mr. Foxy gave me the most amazing gift a husband can give: he wrote me my very own theme song. MY VERY OWN THEME SONG! Seriously. Have a listen. And imagine me bursting through a door and promptly falling on my ass, with the camera zooming in on my smiling face (and the unspilt glass of wine) and an 80s television font showing my name. (Lyrics at the bottom.)

 

I swear, I’m not gloating. I’m just trying to demonstrate that everyone should have her/his own theme song. Whether you pick a song that’s already written, write your own, or have someone like Mr. Foxy write one for you, tell me about your theme song in the comments below.

The Lyrics: She’s Foxy!

Picking up the kids from school
In space cat yoga pants.
You can’t find her at her house
She’s out with her great aunt.
Jason Bateman is her favorite.
She thinks he’s oh so fine
But I am
So glad she’s mine.

She’s foxy!
With her magnum of pinot.
She’s foxy!
With her tall cappuccino.
She’s foxy!
She’s a quarter Latino.
She’s rad!

She has a favorite nut bowl.
She will confess.
Stashes wine from a wedding
In the pockets in her dress.
She loves those John Hughes movies.
Jake Ryan is so fine.
But I am
So glad she’s mine.

She’s foxy!
Shot of cold limóncello.
She’s foxy!
Lucky to be her fellow.
She’s foxy!
Shots of vodka and Jell-O.
She’s rad!

She’s foxy!
Stole my favorite beard trimmer.
She’s foxy!
Made her pubic hair thinner.
She’s foxy!
Likes sushi for dinner.
She’s rad!

(I know. I’m sad it’s over too. If you still don’t want to go back to work, check out this AWESOME list of the 40 best theme songs of all time.)

Photo Credit: wavebreakmediamicro / 123RF Stock Photo


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Comments

  1. Michelle says

    March 12, 2015 at 4:05 am

    THIS is so awesome. You have a theme song…you have arrived.

  2. Snarkfest says

    March 12, 2015 at 4:58 am

    That man is a keeper. What an awesome theme song and how awesome is he?

  3. Ashley Fuchs says

    March 12, 2015 at 5:33 am

    Are we TWINS? It must be the Fox thang, because I have the SAME useless superpower (I’m chock full of them.) But no one has written me my very own. You’re one lucky duck, Foxy.

  4. Lisa says

    March 12, 2015 at 5:48 am

    This is so awesome, and will now be stuck in my head as I too have that very special super power. You need to turn it into a video. So much fun.

    I want a theme song too. Actually, I want an entire soundtrack to my life.

  5. Gary Mathews says

    March 12, 2015 at 6:19 am

    This is great! Congrats on a super hubby and your own theme song. Personally I think I could recite every theme song from about 1985-1995 for every TV show on earth. This may or may not have contributed to me not completing college.

  6. Margot says

    March 12, 2015 at 6:54 am

    “I swear, I’m not gloating.” Hahahahahahaha! But it IS an awesome theme song and well deserved. xo

  7. Quirky Chrissy says

    March 12, 2015 at 6:55 am

    HYSTERICAL.

  8. Tfoj says

    March 12, 2015 at 6:47 pm

    A friend and I had a theme song sing off one night, it started with both of us singing the theme to “It’s A Living” at the top of our lungs. We covered the great 80’s sitcoms. Your theme song is AWESOME! My husband judges every new show we watch instantly by it’s theme song, he claims he can determine whether it’s worth watching based on the strength of it’s theme song. Yet one more reason personal theme songs would be useful! 😉

  9. Mary Widdicks says

    March 12, 2015 at 9:09 pm

    I love it!! And I’m glad I got those creative juices rolling 😉 <3

  10. Darcy Perdu (So Then Stories) says

    March 13, 2015 at 10:35 am

    Omigod — that theme song is HYSTERICAL!!

  11. Brad kumagai says

    March 14, 2015 at 8:39 am

    Your husband had forever ruined it for husbands far and wide. Curse you Mr. Leehane, curse you!

  12. Robin Bobo says

    March 14, 2015 at 9:06 am

    All I’m gonna say is “Wonder Twin Powers ACTIVATE”.

  13. Cassandra says

    March 15, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    best.husband.ever.

  14. Heather Garcia ? says

    March 9, 2016 at 11:59 pm

    I am new here and now I know so much about you ? Theme songs are a really great way to get to know complete strangers.

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