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I Can’t Look. You Do It.

By Foxy

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Earlier this year I got up on a Portland stage in front of hundreds of people and told one of the most disgusting stories I know.

And they recorded it.

And put it on YouTube.

I had Mr. Foxy watch it to make sure it was actually me in the video. But I can’t bring myself to do so. (At least not sober.)

You do it. And let me know if it’s okay for me to watch.

My thanks to Listen to Your Mother for providing such a wonderful forum for people to tell their stories. Be sure to join me in binge-watching the rest of the videos.


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Filed Under: Around the Neighborhood, Life Lessons, Parenting?

Comments

  1. Cassandra says

    July 10, 2015 at 9:20 am

    Good for you! Momus was on ESPN News once about 10 years ago. He still hasn’t been able to bring himself to watch it. Now off to watch your disgusting story!

  2. Jennifer Aten says

    July 10, 2015 at 9:38 am

    So much more epic read aloud. Great job!

  3. kdcol says

    July 10, 2015 at 9:45 am

    Yes yes! Go watch it! It’s hysterical! Loved it! 🙂 oh and I was gonna add that my youngest used to get the worst clogged nose. We would both gag as I would pull, yes pull, those long thick strings of snot from his nose. It makes me want to gag just thinking about it now. eww.

  4. Joey Stahl says

    July 10, 2015 at 10:32 am

    I read this a few weeks ago and thought it was hysterical. The video brings it to life. Gross or not, thank you for sharing your verbal and oral skills about the messiness of raising a child. Well done. 🙂

  5. Arlene says

    July 10, 2015 at 10:53 am

    Go watch it! You did great!

  6. Shirley says

    July 10, 2015 at 12:56 pm

    OMG Hilarious!! “Sharts” – luv it! Definitely watch it!

  7. Margot says

    July 10, 2015 at 1:24 pm

    Fear not, Foxy…you did great!

  8. Robin says

    July 10, 2015 at 2:00 pm

    I gave up rinsing it out in the sink with the 2nd son. For him and the subsequent girlchild, those nasty undies just got trashed!

  9. Stephanie says

    July 11, 2015 at 4:41 am

    The crowd says it all! Great job!

  10. Romny says

    July 11, 2015 at 11:38 am

    Agreed. This was ridiculously hilarious and gross and beautiful all at the same time even more so listening to it.

  11. Lisa Penny says

    July 12, 2015 at 8:06 am

    Fan-bloody-tastic!!! That is all x

  12. Michelle says

    July 13, 2015 at 3:47 am

    Are you kidding? YOU WERE AWESOME!!!! OMG I loved watching you! Funny and gorgeous…you have what it takes, sister.

  13. Jana says

    July 15, 2015 at 1:08 pm

    OMG – so good! SO GOOD! I loved the post, but seeing you read it was just so funny!

  14. Joan and Dan Leehane says

    July 18, 2015 at 9:04 pm

    Kate, we both enjoyed this video. You did a fabulous presentation and had the audience in the “palm of your hand.” We are very, very proud of you. Thank you for sharing your gift and talent with us. XO

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