Foxy Wine Pocket

Me, uncensored.

I Can’t Look. You Do It.

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Earlier this year I got up on a Portland stage in front of hundreds of people and told one of the most disgusting stories I know.

And they recorded it.

And put it on YouTube.

I had Mr. Foxy watch it to make sure it was actually me in the video. But I can’t bring myself to do so. (At least not sober.)

You do it. And let me know if it’s okay for me to watch.

My thanks to Listen to Your Mother for providing such a wonderful forum for people to tell their stories. Be sure to join me in binge-watching the rest of the videos.


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Comments

  1. Good for you! Momus was on ESPN News once about 10 years ago. He still hasn’t been able to bring himself to watch it. Now off to watch your disgusting story!

  3. Yes yes! Go watch it! It’s hysterical! Loved it! 🙂 oh and I was gonna add that my youngest used to get the worst clogged nose. We would both gag as I would pull, yes pull, those long thick strings of snot from his nose. It makes me want to gag just thinking about it now. eww.

  4. I read this a few weeks ago and thought it was hysterical. The video brings it to life. Gross or not, thank you for sharing your verbal and oral skills about the messiness of raising a child. Well done. 🙂

  8. I gave up rinsing it out in the sink with the 2nd son. For him and the subsequent girlchild, those nasty undies just got trashed!

  10. Agreed. This was ridiculously hilarious and gross and beautiful all at the same time even more so listening to it.

  14. Kate, we both enjoyed this video. You did a fabulous presentation and had the audience in the “palm of your hand.” We are very, very proud of you. Thank you for sharing your gift and talent with us. XO