Before You Invite Me to Your House, Read This
By all outward appearances, I’m an excellent houseguest. I bring hostess gifts (usually salted chocolate caramels from Shurra’s). I’m clean and quiet. I even bring
By all outward appearances, I’m an excellent houseguest. I bring hostess gifts (usually salted chocolate caramels from Shurra’s). I’m clean and quiet. I even bring
I nestled my head deep into my soft pillow, already savoring the luxurious taste of impending sleep. My newborn son, wrapped tightly in his flannel
Parenting was a lot easier before you had kids, right? We understand. We were once perfect parents without children too. There were so many things
My grandma is 95, and I’m almost not even half her age. Ergo, I am too young for a midlife crisis. (If I keep repeating
All over the country, moms and dads are counting down the days until the school year is over. They are writing love letters to summer
After the umpteenth spit-up, the zillionth dirty diaper, and the inevitable projectile poop, you realize: Crap. Kids are messy.
If my life had a bloopers reel, it would contain hundreds (possibly thousands) of scenes of me tripping and falling on my face. In holes. On
Last weekend I was in Portland, Oregon (my second home) visiting my dear friends, John and David. (Oh, I was also rehearsing for the local production
Recently, a friend of mine got sick after drinking too much alcohol during our Moms’ Night Away. She was mortified and extremely apologetic. As I
So you need to have a camera shoved up your ass, huh? Don’t despair—it happens to all of us eventually. Whether you’re fifty, have a
Over the summer, my 11-year-old (and very picky) daughter announced that she’d become a vegetarian. Except for bacon. She’d still eat bacon. I laughed at
They say you shouldn’t get too attached to material possessions. And, for the most part, I believe that to be true. I treasure people and
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