While I’m definitely too old for Vegas, I’m not too old for a Vegas-themed party.
Fortunately, at the beginning of every new year, my freighbors (friends who are also neighbors) throw an epic rager (I know, I’m even old for using that word). You come in costume, equipped with a short performance, according to a designated theme. Past themes have been Television Stars, Dead Celebrity, and Matchy-Matchy.
This year’s theme, as you probably guessed, was Vegas.
As soon as the theme was announced, Mr. Foxy’s costume was obvious.