Get the Fuck Out of My Shower
Much to my family’s dismay, I don’t want anyone with, near, or even in the vicinity of me when I’m showering.
Much to my family’s dismay, I don’t want anyone with, near, or even in the vicinity of me when I’m showering.
“Ohhh, she has so much hair! Do you want me to put a mirror down here so you can see it?”
I birthed a beautiful baby. The process wasn’t pretty.
“I can’t seem to find the hole.” My twelve-year-old hands shook, and I dropped a second tampon in the toilet. “Shit.”
Recently my teenage daughter asked us to join her in GISHWHES (the Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen). This was a BIG
“Bacon is my favorite long food!” At age three, my son gifted me one of my proudest mommy moments: My child could properly categorize food,
After a long summer break, your kids have finally started school again. You’ve got big plans and an endless supply of motivation. You are going
My 12-year-old daughter wanted to paint her bedroom black. Instead of screaming “Hell, no!” I offered grey as a compromise. Fortunately that color was different
Yes, we all signed up to be parents, and for the most part, we love it. (Keep saying that over and over again until you
Parenting books seem to focus on the very basic aspects of raising babies and toddlers and gloss over the really important things—like how to change
The “sweet spot” of parenting abruptly comes to a halt when your child becomes a tween. It’s loud and messy and sometimes very ugly. Ah,
My son’s 4th-grade teacher asked me to describe my son in “a million words or less.” I was tempted to send her my coffee table book
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