How I Answer “The Question”

I was asked a very personal question. Naturally, I fumbled my way through it and then WALKED AWAY. @foxywinepocket | humor

“So, what do you do?” My husband’s new CFO asked me at the Christmas party.

“I’m a writer,” I said with confidence.

“What do you write about?”

“Uhhh, well, lots of things. Humor mostly. Some serious stuff.”

“I love to laugh. What kind of humor do you write?”

Not wanting to gamble my husband’s new job, I avoided all discussion of my pubic grooming habits, sex life, and blowjobs. “Oh you know, parenting humor and, uh, stuff. Wait. Are those more egg rolls?”

And I WALKED AWAY.

I’ve written about more than just sex and lady bits, I SWEAR, but I do love talking about “taboo” topics (because I don’t think they should be taboo). I gathered some of the most popular pieces of 2015* so you can escape family, work, or general chaos and have a few laughs and feels. I’ve even categorized them for your reading pleasure.

My Lady Parts

Sex and Stuff

Parenting?

Games and Entertainment

My Serious Side

Some Personal Favorites

Oh YEAH! I even got on stage (and didn’t trip) to read one of my stories. You should check out that video.

I’m in some books too (and I’m working on a couple more for next year). Buy them, laugh, leave a review on amazon.com. If you live near me, I’ll even sell books to you from the trunk of my car—like a suburban drug dealer.

Thank you for spending 2015 with me. I’m so grateful you’re here.

Wishing you all a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Cheers, Foxy xoxo

*Not included are my all-time most popular posts from the previous year:

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8 Responses

  1. Your blog was the first I began to follow and is still among my absolute favorites. Thanks for all the laughs this year. Of course I’m also very impressed with the way you write about serious topics. Basically, I adore your writing and I adore you, Foxy. I hope that 2016 is filled with lots of laughter and awesome blog posts, and that depression and Bart leave you the hell alone. xoxo

    P.S. My two all time favorites are:

    10 Ways to Make Dance Recitals Suck Less

    The Pooping Tree

    1. Margot, you’re my all-time favorite. Thanks for reading and laughing with me. Here’s to laughing even harder in 2016. xoxo

  2. Happy New Year, Foxy. You are one of my faves. You make me laugh, cry, and silently-mouth: oh my god. I hope 2016 brings you all good things.

    1. Awww, thank you, Susan. You are one of my faves as well. And I can’t wait to see what you cook up this year. I’m saving miles to fly up to see the show! xoxo

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